We're all mad here.

❤Welcome all, I'm Samantha, I'm just me simple as that.
Fly free little birds🌼🌸🌻✌

dritim:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

"sike"

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nice-wig-janis:

asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
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Me:

*naps*

Him:

*gently pours clean laundry on me*

Me:

*sleepy sounds*... Papa?

Him:

yes sweetie? *holds back laughter*

Me:

Papa it's dark and smells nice why am I in laundry?

Him:

oh no! The laundry monster got you! You must have skipped one of your chores!

Me:

but... But how do I get out Papa?

Him:

I guess you'll have to fold your way out!

Me:

*sleepy sigh* okay Papa... *snuggles into laundry and falls back asleep*

Him:

*sits next to me and runs his hands on my back*

thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

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endiot:

when the people who make you feel good also make you feel bad

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emotionalshawty02:

yes papí

emotionalshawty02:

yes papí

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eldermaslow:

agent-bartowski:

rumour:

THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE

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NO THEY DIDN’T IT’S RIGHT HERE REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

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